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Endearments, Usage Discretion Advised!
Ladies, please, I beg, use discretion with your endearments. Don’t be throwing around words like dear, sweetheart, honey…fwaa. These words might make collision with some gullible/suggestible chap who has a […] More
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Tempt-ass-tion
There you are on your first date with bae after the peace talks. You are out to make the best impression. A changed man. The straying days are behind you. […] More
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15 Radio Stations in Uganda as members of a tight-knit Girl Friend Circle.
1. Sanyu Fm – The smart & witty one who’s always correcting everyone else’s grammar. Has an online shop selling sex toys & lingerie with free tutorials. Has a butterfly […] More
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Linda Koneh the Unfortunate Millionaire.
Over the years, I have received several strange proposals for friendship in my Facebook inbox that have reaffirmed my lingering belief that I am an extremely handsome man. I received […] More
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Petition for Equal Rights of the Bread Loaf Heel/Crust.
(Rumblings about weight gain, equality, segregation, workplace politics, nutrition, dieting, beer, bread…) If you compare photos of me now with those I took, say, 2 years ago, it is evident […] More
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Burn Down Parliament!
Burn Down Parliament! A Punny and Satirical thread about our country’s president, his lousy sycophantic pupils and the pathetic MPigs. Written by Me. The door to democracy & good governance […] More
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Bang with Friends here to ‘Improve’ your Sex Life
My job as a developer means that I spend a lot of time on the internet. Most times I like to think I am very productive but truth be told, […] More
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HOW TO VOTE LIKE A RANKURATA
Many (not enough) Batswana are voting on Wednesday, October 23 in the general election. If you are one of those who will be casting their vote you must ensure that […] More
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A Beer and a Lecture
“What do you think I should do now?” Leo asked, shooting a puzzled and curious anticipatory look towards Mattie, who had his lips on a cold beer bottle that he […] More
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How my Arsenal jersey saved my procrastination!
22nd December. So, the festive season is here. The 10,000 unserious bunch of us- planned, Kampala kids- are scrambling last minute for available transportation. Yours truly has had offers all […] More
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A modern preacher’s prayer
Dear Gaad, It’s me again, your humble servant. You told us to knock and the door will be opened. I hope you don’t mind that I bang it this often. […] More
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Ignorance is expensive, and other life lessons.
About one or two months ago, I noticed that the back camera of my phone was no longer taking sensible pictures. The pictures were now coming out blurry in the […] More
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Harare Has Fallen
I’m at the scene where this movie is being shot. It’s a sunny day in Harare, Zimbabwe. Director, Michael Bay, paces around the set restlessly. He slumps in his seat […] More
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Let’s crown Museveni king for eternity
After reflection for some time, I have come up with an idea that could solve our political problems and summersaulting, at least for the next 100 years. From my eating […] More
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Letter To Africa: Dear Lagos
(This piece is a bit old. But so is Buhari) Dear Lagos, Let me begin by introducing myself. I am Bazanye of Kampala. Big fan. I have always been a […] More
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I Think Something is Trying to Send me a Message About my Phone
So I lost my phone for about 5 hours. I was so devastated in those hours. Momentarily becoming Nancy Drew – tracing my steps to when, where, what and who […] More
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Another peep into African presidents’ WhatsApp group
Kagame is typing … UHURU: Guys, thanks for coming for Moi’s burial. Here Kenyans are still discussing his legacy. So much to learn and unlearn from this. MZEE: Indeed, there […] More
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An imaginary interview with modern patriots
There are those moments when you sit and imagine what goes on in some people’s heads as they defend certain otherwise obviously dastardly things. Of course Napoleon Bonarparte told us […] More
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