Dan Okwiri
#PenningMyJournal.
I keep off insanely beautiful ladies with a 10-foot pole. They’re nothing but sure trouble that will cause you to fumble in your rumble.
Why on earth chase a lady which every bloke drools & sure ticket to hell in befell, especially if you’re caught in action! You might die in the process of scoring your goal, especially if nabbed cheating with blue pills.
My dude, what on earth will the bishop sermon in day of your burial when you’re pants down sampling Eve’s goods & failed to survive your romp? You rendered service to God, in an attempt to multiply his flock as you enjoyed her rock. Won’t that be your mock?
Let’s rock into the mathematics of it. Roughly (1 of every 10) that is 10% of the ladies I have met are insanely beautiful. Don’t brow beat & pop me with questions of my definition of insanely beautiful & how I even arrive at that shapely figure.
My definition: “Insanely beautiful is a woman that gives a man unease & turns him into a blithering idiot in the tryst. She devoids him of reason into a complete nincompoop!”
Since I am fastidious on probability of success, ask yourself is the chase worth it? The truth is since 100% of men is chasing 10%, your probability of failing is 90%.
That’s why we have so many broken hearts! Cut the chase, I wonder why nobody has thought of starting a heartbreak hotel??
Now even the 10% of men who are successful in bagging their prized beauty live a dismal life. I will tell you why?
The 90% of men who failed never give up, & will spend all their resources to succeed. They will give you sheer hell. Now 10% of them will succeed in overthrowing you, so at every single time a man is booted in the hodgepodge.
Your probability of holding on to her reduced by 10% every month, with the failed 90% men on your case. If you’re a truther, it’s a delicate equipoise of trying to mollycoddle her to keep your candy. If that is what you want to do all your life, you’re better off working in a sweet factory for the sugar!
With that allure & excitement she will change bandwagon & jump ship as your ship leaks in broke, she’ll leave you at sea swimming tears.
As she spins next after next her beauty devalues, for beauty like ice cream is a commodity that melts as you lick.
In the end it all becomes a wild oscillating goose chase. That’s why my brother they are very many once insanely beautiful women who will end up alone.
And if you still insist on chasing her, my advice you can try your luck when she’s at the bottom of the curve, & her days wilted.
By that time a balding geezer like Wuod Baba, your days also gone too, but at least you can say as you beer, once upon a time I was there & put my signature too! I climbed the mountain and propped my flag. Men sure gossip! Ask me?
We live to rant their exploits.
If you’re insanely beautiful, don’t bother with Wuod Baba. Don’t want a hole in bucket, Dear Liza.
My final take, never chase the most beautiful woman, rake for 2nd best in bake. You’ll get less competition, at least you come out a respectable 2nd to none!
Hehehe… Let’s rock our Jamuhuri weekend for goodness sake.
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