Recently, a friend went to Cuba and came back with cigars. Monte Cristo cigars. Origino, unlike those chups you...
Author Archive for: Roland Byagaba
Rave – A rave (from the verb: to rave) is a large dance party at a nightclub, dance club or...
Yesterday, someone sent me a football clip on Whatsapp. Only, it wasn’t actually a football clip. The thumbnail suggested...
The 10th Snatch – Part 3
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My story ‘The 10th Snatch‘ was given a part 2 here by Cynthia as part of the #UgBlogWeek Chain...
Church Peoples (Part II)
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This a continuation of this story that was started by Joel Nevender as part of #UgBlogWeeek Ah, another Sunday....
The 10th Snatch
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He stood by the side of the road and watched the jam of taxis start to build up after...
Ntinda Nzibu!
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….this a continuation of this story that was started by Joel Nevender. ‘Well, fuck!’ Obviously, inner me was in...
Tempt-ass-tion
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There you are on your first date with bae after the peace talks. You are out to make the...
Dreams *read this with ‘Dreams’ by The Game playing as soundtrack music in your head We all have those....
Last year, I was blogging for the Kampala International Theatre Festival and this is a review of one of...
In the year 2025, very many things have changed. The Uganda we know now is different from the Uganda...
#UgBlogWeek Just Start
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These #UgBlogWeek things always catch me unaware. Ok, I lie. Advance notifications are given, pretty posters are designed by...
When you buy a faulty product, you can return it to the place you bought it and ask for...
People who spray perfume/deodorant on themselves like they are spraying insecticide/air freshener/tear gas, why? Just, why??? There I was,...
This godson of mine, Kyle, turned 5 yesterday. They grow up so fast these days. As his favourite uncle...
Too Blessed To Be Stressed
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It’s Monday morning, but this time, that fact won’t dampen her mood. After applying several techniques and strategies, she’d...
A friend shared his disdain for fancy expensive restaurants and I figured I should share some of my experiences...
5 years ago, a few friends and I set out on an Elyt mission. The city of Kampala needed...
This a tricky one considering anything relate to herbs is still considered illegal in this country unless it is...
CV UPDATE New Skill: Staring down babies. 100% success rate to-date. Potential Uses: 1. Getting babies to...
My Boda Guy is Suicidal
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Me: Jebale ssebo Boda Guy: Nawe jebale *haggling Boda Guy: Kale tugende *I bench on bike Me: (the following...
Television has ruined dentists for me. Every TV show/movie I’ve watched with a dentist character has them being dissed...
#EyeBrowsOnFleek is one of the latest fads in the women’s beauty industry. For those that are not following the...
Brokeness will make you do many things unintentionally. Things that actually turn out to be good lifestyle habits. Usually,...
*Fiction* I sit in the bar, allowing the music to wash over me. Gosh, this year has been crap so...
Bosco looks into her eyes and sees what he wants to see there, she likes him. Likes him as...
Muwado founders message to #JoinMuwado, the freshest social network, and share this post so more friends can know about...
On a sunny Tuesday afternoon in December 1987, Dokita was in the field taking care of the Chairmans cows....
Ladies, please, I beg, use discretion with your endearments. Don’t be throwing around words like dear, sweetheart, honey…fwaa. These...
Yesterday, the second edition of The Kampala International Theatre Festival kicked off at the National theatre. First item on...
Yesterday when I started writing this blog post, I thought the meaning of Tweffuge was an invitation to have...
The Procedure
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Img Src: Proj3ct M4YH3 The room is set. You are ready for the procedure and the body has been laid...
About one or two months ago, I noticed that the back camera of my phone was no longer taking...
They say you can tell what kind of man you are dealing with by the shoes he wears. So,...
Image Source: http://georgemo.com/ Footsubishi definition: Fancy name for walking as a means of transportation It’s a given that if...
(Rumblings about weight gain, equality, segregation, workplace politics, nutrition, dieting, beer, bread…) If you compare photos of me now...
She remembers the first time she realised there was something wrong. That day, her close friend from high school...
Bae ( I know, I know, you’ll kill me for using that word but apparently that’s what the cool...
Note: This piece is an extended version of ‘Windows 8 Blue Screen Smiley‘ which was originally posted on this...
Chuck Norris appeared in this Christmas video, from some guys called Delov, that makes Van Damme’s epic Volvo split look like...
I have a friend. She is young, pretty, brilliant and quite the overachiever. Currently she is studying while working,...
I joined the couch surfing (CS) website a while back after being sent there by one of the travel...
‘Gorilla Highlands’ interactive ebook places Uganda among the world’s best in e-Culture and Tourism
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Ladies and gentlemen bring out the champagne, the fireworks, party poppers and why the heck not, some cake too....
This is the full version of an article that appeared in the Sunday Edition of the Bayimba International Festival...
I have always had this lingering feeling that I was destined to work in an ad agency. It started...
The should teach fainting like that in schools all over the world. That is all I have to say...
He came, he saw, he summarised! For those who might have just woken up from a coma, Golola Moses...
PS: This was written a while back for the Tailored Technologies blog. I felt it needed to be shared...
Epic Logo Design Fails.
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According to Wikipedia, a logo is a graphic mark or emblem commonly used by commercial enterprises, organizations and even individuals to aid and promote...
Rent a mourner can supply professional discreet people to attend funerals and wakes. If you simply need to increase visitor numbers...
I am a Ugandan and our television culture is really lousy so every once in a while I like...
Over the years, I have received several strange proposals for friendship in my Facebook inbox that have reaffirmed my...
The old age adage “Survival for the fittest” is one that has been quoted endlessly and must now be crying for...
Disclaimer: If anyone is zombified by doing further research on the contents of this article, we shall not be...
In the city of Los Angeles where the hottest women in the world reside and where the aliens always...
My job as a developer at Tailored Technologies means that I spend alot of time on the internet. Most...
This is an article I did way back when Golola Moses was still trying to make a name for...
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