UMEME –
Arrived late for the party because she couldnāt iron her favourite dress; no electricity. She passed by her friends in Ntinda, Kiwatule & Najjera for help but is overweight & canāt fit in any of their dresses. Sheās wearing a creased grey dress thatās 3 sizes too small.
Vision Group –
Extremely nonchalant and unbothered member of the group. Sheās not too worried about what she wears, sheās only there for the food and drinks. Contributes the least to the bill but eats and drinks the most. Came in a large dress handed down to her by her mother.
Safeboda –
Loves showing up being chauffeured by her guy who has never told her the truth that heās actually an Uber driver. This time she had to take a Boda because her guy disappointed her, yet again. He lied that he was sick but he had a client trip to Ebbs. Sheās gutted.
NWSC –
Has strong body odor so she makes sure she showers at least twice a day. Today she didnāt shower because water had run out. She decided to wear 3 different perfumes to disguise the scent. Itās turned into an absolute mess. Was the first to arrive in a Pretty Blue Dress.
Next Media –
Openly unapologetic gossip & troll of the group. Shares a lot of gossip, half-truths & sensitive secrets among the girls. Deep down she really wants to be liked by everyone & often cries herself to sleep because she is single and lonely. Addicted to watching soaps.
MTN –
Has a great sense of humour and is great company. Addicted to shisha and can not go a day without it. Isnāt always able to afford it & will do whatever it takes to get a few puffs. Sells dildos and other sex toys as a side hustle to be able to fund her shisha addiction.
NSSF –
Has wealthy parents who love to spoil her every now and again. Sadly, sheās not generous herself. Some of the girls think sheās stingy, some think sheās just mean. Deep down sheās just a miser. At the party, she faked a phone call & disappeared when the bill arrived.
DStv – Very fashion-forward member of the group. Loves to dress up, just to prove a point. Has all kinds of outfits and usually lends her dresses to the girls. Spends countless hours on Snapchat and TikTok slaying & being bomb. Arrived with 4 changing outfits in her bag.
Airtel – Has all the brains and wit but is socially awkward, especially around guys. Sweats, panics & gets her words mixed up whenever sheās around boys. Prefers to be in the company of women at all times. Still a virgin. Might secretly be a lesbian but isnāt aware of it yet.
Uganda Breweries –
FOMO Queen of the group. Made all plans and bookings for the party. Ordered for shots & yelled – āLetās Get Wasted!ā but never really got drunk herself. Sheās a drunkard but no one has ever seen her drunk. Has a gallery full of her girls passed out & drunk.
URA –
Gorgeous & elegant. Sheās the most beautiful woman in the room but as usual, āforgot her wallet at homeā after she ālost her ATM cardā last week. Has 3 boyfriends all funding her but is always asking the girls if they have a āloose 50kā. Tonight sheās broke, again.
Sadolin Paints –
The makeup Queen of the group. Will not leave her house until she has worn several layers of make-up. Says she does it because it makes her feel good but deep down itās because she doesnāt feel adequate enough. The only girl wearing fenty products at the party.
UCC –
Admin of the Girls WhatsApp Group. Will quickly throw out anyone who does not agree with her. She added 2 of her sisters despite protests from other girls that no relatives should be invited to the party. A new WhatsApp Group is secretly being formed without her.
Africell –
Young, beautiful & bubbly member of the group. Has a sexy accent which she developed while studying in Toulouse – Southern France. Her course was cut short because she āhad other plans for lifeā. Has never told people the truth that she was deported for lewd behaviour.
NMG –
Very insightful & well-read girl, this one. Feminist of the group. Often reminds the girls not to settle for less when it comes to men. Has been through a fair share of heartbreaks so she now swears by feminism: lives & breathes it. Also the only girl whose been to jail.
UTL –
The oldest girl of the group. Has celebrated her 25th birthday 6 times. Hates to be reminded that sheās old. Party started at 7 pm and by 7:40 pm she was tired. Still insists on āplease pick me from Kulambiroā. Always dresses in khaki, says itās because of the Kulambiro dust.
Betway –
Sports Freak of the group. Showed up for the party in a Uganda Cranes jersey even though it was dinner-dress-day. Would rather skip dinner with the girls than miss the Australian Open, F1 or Rugby. Rides a bike & plays basketball in her spare time. Doesnāt wear makeup.
Centenary Bank –
Comes from a humble background but hates to be reminded of it. Originally called Nakawunde Magdalene Teopista but has since changed her name to NakMaTe. Arrived late for the party because she was busy getting another NakMaTe tattoo, this time on the inner thigh.
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