[Ernest Bazanye]

Hah hah hah!

I was engaged for a considerable time, though. That didn’t work out, though so now I have something against the institution. I am waiting for a couple more years when I will be officially old enough to be a blesser.

[Ernest Bazanye]

I’m professor emeritus of the Old School. I am a hip hop scholar. Not even a student. Just allow.

[Ernest Bazanye]

Hah hah hah! The future of hip hop music? Leave mumble rappers alone. You can’t knock the hustle.

Big up my mans Shaq. Actually me and this young dude had an idea like that a while ago, but the time wasn’t right. We even shot a couple of videos, and I even wrote the song. Maybe we will revisit the project, now that the internet environment is more receptive.

[Ernest Bazanye]

Bavubuka, mugyebale. Or as you say these days, Boom. Sckrrrrrapapap. Etc.

[Ernest Bazanye]

Bobi Wine for Opposition. But he went harder at Bebe Cool than he did with that letter to Sevo.

[Ernest Bazanye]

Then let me get my pot belly on… (Wink)

[Ernest Bazanye]

It’s a neurosis. It’s in you. You can’t not find a part of you, I guess. Like Beyonce.

[Ernest Bazanye]

I will sleep when I reach the destination. For now I’m on.

[Ernest Bazanye]

Even me who has no game I can now get a girl to talk to me and smile.

[Ernest Bazanye]

When it was just Bad Idea, that didn’t change anything. Writers are like that, I find, they look for stories all the time anyway.
It’s this new project now. I am constantly constantly working. I am perpetually scripting things. I don’t even know how to relax and be a human any more.

[Ernest Bazanye]

The destruction of the patriarchy is inevitable. Because it is becoming more evident, even to sexist males, that social equality is in all our best interests.

[Ernest Bazanye]

Get a kindle. They are better than books. You can get almost any book out there in a matter of seconds. And cheaper.

If you miss the smell of paper, get an old dictionary and hold it next to your nose as you read.

[Ernest Bazanye]

You know the only people who thing being older is a diss? Young people. From this end we are proud of it. We don’t want to be called kids. Your pop culture overfetishised youth. Think of how long a successful life is. A hundred years? Okay. Until you are twenty, that doesn’t count. You are an egg.
So from 20 to 30 you are young. For the remainder of your life you are old.
So now ask yourself just how significant youth is in teh scheme of things.

Hell, Beyonce is just getting started, and so am I.

By the way, Bad Idea came out the same month as Beyonce’s first solo album.

[Ernest Bazanye]

Yes, I have begun a new career, and have been working with some really good filmographers and actors. I don’t know if you saw Caramel Ninja, which was how the actress Marie Corrazon first introduced me to the world of youtubers. Now I have quite a bit of material in the stable. A bit of just goofing around on facebook vids on my page, so far, but also on the way is a webseries/sitcom, about five vlogs featuring the most exciting Ugandan performers I have had the honour of working with, and in the long term, who knows. A movie?

[Ernest Bazanye]

Suki? Suki and I met on Jinja road and we just hit it off. Suki has a massive personality and we have plans, me and the rest of the staff (yes, Suki has staff) to make the Suki brand bigger. Trying to make it even worse, so to speak. I mean, we want this to be Uganda’s number one socialite.

Mbu something happens to the doll? Are you making a threat?

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