Maama NAKI’s TALES

TITLE ; MAAMA NAKI’S TALES

Meet maama naki the woman of few words

HELLO everyone I am maama Nakiggudde.

I enjoy conversations if you need  any updates about my village come to me. Don’t look for any one just look for me. So far life is not that bad with all the married women around there is still a reason to stay alive.You know I thought of starting a podcast but these fellow village women don’t have smart phones any way that aside,. Let me give you a proper introduction am married to the most handsome man in the village I am no trouble maker, I have 3 children two girls and one boy one of the girls is like me she’s always curious  about what goes on around her and in the holidays,

I walk around with her greeting my fellow married friends actually I know they don’t like me because when they see me coming they stop talking. But I know their secrets. When am going to visit one of them I first move with out making any noise.

And listen to their conversations though sometimes they call it ears dropping but why do they talk when they don’t want us to listen . Then I go back and call them out loudly showing my grand entrance. I then pretend that I have just arrived. With these secrets am able to make them fear me and looth my presence.

What can they do? Nothing I came to their village to stay. By the way I was brought to this village by my loving husband his face is handsome but he has a big belly but l love it. Atleast when other women think of that stomach they run for their lives but because of love I stay. Do you know that he had an 8 pack body when  I ment him. You know they always say us the women change as in our bodies as we age but lovelies the men are not left behind do you know I thought may be I was over feeding him because that belly my G is so huge that sometimes it occupies our bed and I wonder.

How does he fill with it for heavens sake he has carried it for nine years. Imagine nine years. Some times I ask him how he feels carrying it around through out these years. Okay my fellow woman during pregnancy we go around for 9 months or more two included but they are trouble what about for a man of 9years. Any way I love him alot. And one of the reasons i can’t leave even when some times i feel like leaving is that i can’t imagine taking care of my self for example buying food every day and if i want some thing close to cheap food i have to go to my parents house. I can’t imagine my self waiting to be told what to eat, telling me how I have to return home early my mom reprimanding me. No no no I being a wife cuts all my expenses.

Do you also know that am a family therapist actually that’s what I think but I give women advice and it works only that one has to tell me all the full gist  for me to find a solution and by the way I always have a solution and when those women listen it works out.

I also welcome women who are living their husband’s houses temporarily so that they go back when  their anger is down. Whose marriage doesn’t have problems any way? So  am the solution.

And they pay me sometimes so my work is rewarding so tomorrow your going to know maama Naka whom I counseled.

Written by Faith the writer.